Blowned up my hand proper like on the 4th.

It is nice and proper to use my US constitutionsal rights to blow stuff up on independence day, except for the hand thing. It makes stuff much easier to play with that is with two hands. Almost everything I play with uses two hands. Cooking, surfing the internet, killing zombies, driving, freestyle swimming, piledriving peoples head into the sidewalk, and flying helicopters all takes two hands. when you blow one off with a 4 inch mortor. At least you have another hand for popping pain pills and changing the channel.

So I am looking into different type of replacement hands. I am hoping there might be a set up golf clubs I can just attach to my wrist. Maybe I could get a hand with eight fingers. That would be super cool. I would of been done with this blog hours ago.